weekend

How was your weekend?! Too short, I'm sure!

Mine was great! Participated in Relay For Life with some Junior League of Lexington ladies. That was Fri-Sat.

Spent the rest of Saturday lounging by the pool...& Sunday took this lil' dude to the pool. He had a big time!

 Went to Tolly Ho late night.  For those of you who don't know, Tolly Ho is a UK staple. However they recently were forced to relocate and the new local is just not the same. Now I didn't go there often in college, and certainly hadn't been since then...but now its a, ehhh, questionable/scary crowd!

 annnnnd we had the BEST cab ride home ever! Driver from Jordan pretended we were on cash cab...hilarious!!

PS...I ordered this in a M and its too big (fits more like an 8/10) so I'm selling it for $30 (includes shipping)...let me know if you're interested!



friday funnies

attn dog owners

I don't guess I've ever shared with ya'll about where I work...I work for an equine and small animal pharmaceutical company. One of our products is PolyChews. I wanted to tell all you all with dogs about it bc it seriously works wonders for dogs with joint health problems. Like seriously works! Ben's grandparents' dog has really bad hips, she started taking them and has a much easier time getting up and down now. My friend Rebecca's dog's legs were giving out on him several times a day and she said the PolyChews have helped him tremendously. So if you have a dog with arthritis you should definitely consider giving them PolyChews. Send me an email & I'll send you some samples if you want to try them out!

Or you can purchase them from Amazon.
and no, I'm not a sales rep. :)

i wasn't having more fun...

...so i went back to my roots (literally!). blonde no more:

feel like myself again :)

if you are looking for a great stylist in the Lexington area I totally love Amy Gentry at Miles & Associates.

mens' rules

got this in an email from  my nanny (hi nanny!!), thought it was kinda funny! i like #9 best :)

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail, and witchcraftAsk for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.
8. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
9. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
10. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
11. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
12.  Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
13. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
14. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
15. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
16. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear..
17. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!
18. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or golf.
19. You have enough clothes.
20. You have too many shoes.